Look at the SKY while Olympics is going on. You can see JIM CARRY. He will be participating in high jump games and of course he will only win!
Whch is the most funniest moment in student life: When we have no idea what to write in the exam and the invigilator comes and says. Put your answer sheet in the middle; the boy sitting at your back is seeing!
GALILEO: Great mind; EINSTEIN: Genius mind NEWTON: Extraordinary mind; BILL GATES: Brilliant mind but. . . . . . . . . WE: . . . . . . . . Never mind. Lets continue our work.
CORPORATE FACT: When I dont do it on time I AM LAZY! When my Boss does not do it on time HE IS BUSY! POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERENCE!
Logical Question: If one teacher cant teach all the subjects then how can you possibly expect one student to learn all of them?